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Relax Honey...Because I Said So!!!

Our Bitch DOCTOR Bath Bombs are an all-natural, handcrafted treat for anyone ready to RELAX in a warm bath! De-stress, de-compress and detox with these fun and fizzy bath bombs!!! Drop into a warm bath and watch as the bath bomb fizzes around the tub changing the color of the water and releasing a clean, light scent.

Three 4 oz. lightly scented bath bombs come packaged in a white decorative box.

Makes a fun, thoughtful gift for birthday girls, brides and bridesmaids, new moms, and those seeking a good laugh for a friend!


Scents: Pink Grapefruit, Cucumber Mint, Blood Orange


3 for $21.00


Handmade Soap

Hot Sauce

Relax Honey... Enjoy the Burn

Non-GMO  -  Gluten Free  -  All Natural  -  No HFCS  -  Kosher  - Pareve  -  No Preservatives

Net Wt. 5 oz.

Our hot sauce will light you up and make you smile! Made with honey and molasses, herbs, spices, and habanero peppers this will be your new favorite hot sauce! The perfect gift for anyone with a wild side chasing a good laugh or a good burn!

Spicier than any BITCH you know!!!

Ingredients: Tomato Paste, Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Molasses, Mustard, Horse Radish, Lemon Juice, Onions, Garlic, Peppers including Habañeros, Natural Hickory Smoke Flavor, Natural Spices, Salt & Xanthan Gum. (A Natural Thickener). No MSG!

$10.00

With scents of a citrus bouquet of lime, kumquat, grapefruit, lemon, soft floral undertones of jasmine, and calming aroma of sandalwood, this blend feels tropical & clean.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Organic Palm Oil, Fragrance Oil

Our most popular soap, the scent will transport you to a calm day at the beach complete with warm sand, sea spray, salt, jasmine & mandarin.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Organic Palm Oil, Fragrance Oil

The Bitch Doctor Note Card

Write any note, list or reminder in style with our note card pad!

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The Bitch Doctor Large Cards

Our large cards offer the perfect message to your favorite gal!

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Oatmeal & Honey

Lavender Sea Salt                                                        $13.00​
ingredients: sea salt, magnesium carbonate, lavender essential oil

Soothing Bath Fizz

Using all natural ingredients safe for skin, our bath fizz is a fun addition to any bathtime ritual. Sprinkle a small amout into a warm bath and watch the water turn into a beautiful pink hue releasing a clean light scent.

Available until supplies last.


8 oz. bag

$10.00


Unscented Pink Himalayan Sea Salt           $13.00
ingredients: pink himalayan sea salt

The Bitch DOCTOR is a fun & playful product line crafted from the finest all-natural & organic ingredients keeping our customers healthy from the inside out! Calming & pampering those who just need to RELAX, our mission is to offer customers the highest quality natural products keeping them sane!

The Bitch Doctor Post Card

Our post cards are one of a kind and are sure to get a good laugh!

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Naked Unscented Sea Salt                                  $13.00
ingredients: sea salt, magnesium carbonate​


​​Sea Salt Bath   8 fl. oz.

Relax...Because We Said So!

Let the magical salt from the sea calm your BITCHINESS. Take a long, hot bath and save family and friends from your WRATH.


Choose from 3 of our Bitch Doctor Bath Salts to soothe the drama!
Sea Salts detoxify & supply the body with up to 80 minerals to replenish & offer ultimate healing through a natural source.  Safe for all skin types.


Day at the Beach

Unscented

The Bitch Doctor Decal Sticker

Want to showcase our fun logo on your car? Our decal will be sure to turn heads! Also fun for parties, notebooks and to wear on apparel!

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Only 3 natural oils make up this soap perfect for those with extreme sensitivities & those who prefer no scent.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Organic Palm Oil

With bursts of tropical aromas, papaya & mango, this transports you straight to paradise. 

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Organic Palm Oil, Fragrance Oil


4.5- 5 oz Large Handmade Bar Soaps        $10.00 each

All-Natural     Non-Gmo    Vegan    Cruelty Free   Gluten Free

The Bitch DOCTOR soap contains high quality olive oil, coconut oil and organic palm oil to cleanse your skin with a thick lather leaving behind a softness only our soap can offer. Perfect for all skin types and especially helpful for those recovering from chemotherapy and other sensitive skin ailments like psoriasis, eczema & rosacea. 

Bath Bombs

The Bitch Doctor Small Cards

Our funny small cards offer the perfect message alongside any gift you give to your favorite gal! 

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The perfect blend of light and sweet aromas, oatmeal glides over skin to calm irritation & offers gentle exfoliation while honey moisturizes leaving behind a sweet clean scent.

 Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Organic Palm Oil, Honey & Oatmeal, Fragrance Oil

 Soft Pecan Brittle

Our Old Fashioned Soft Pecan Brittle melts in your mouth NOT sticking to teeth like other brands! This is the answer for all those looking to give a sweet gift that anyone will love! Using extra butter and North Carolina pecans, our recipe is guaranteed to be the best you have EVER had!!!

10 oz.

$15.00

Castile Body Wash

Citrus Lavender

large 16 fl. oz.

This ultra moisturizing body wash uses Non-Gmo, Gluten Free, and All-Natural ingredients to soften & cleanse leaving behind a clean fresh scent. Perfect for all skin types including those with extreme sensitivities or those recovering from chemotherapy. A little goes a long way when added to a loofah. May also be used prior to shaving.

ingredients: saponified oils of sunflower and/or safflower, coconut, vegetable glycerin, essential oils of orange, lavandin, and tangerine, rosemary extract.

$19.00

Citrus Burst

Mango Papaya

A clean and uplifting blend of grapefruit, lemon, lime, cucumber, jasmine & pineapple, this fun blend transports you to a spa in the tropics.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Organic Palm Oil, Fragrance Oil

Naked Oatmeal & Honey

Only fruit, vegetable oils, oatmeal & honey make up this blend for all skin types including those with extreme sensitivities. Ideal for psoriasis, rosacea, babies & chemotherapy healers. 

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Organic Palm Oil, Oatmeal & Honey

Lavender Vanilla

A relaxing blend of French Lavender and Egyptian Jasmine, the sweet pure Vanilla essence completes this luxurious treat for the senses.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Organic Palm Oil, Fragrance Oil

CARDS

Coconut Lime Verbana

Wing Sauce
Honey & Habanero

Non-GMO  -  Gluten Free  -  All Natural  -  No HFCS  -  Kosher  - Pareve  -  No Preservatives

Net Wt. 12.25 oz.

Our wing sauce is spicy & sweet! A perfect mix for chicken wings on game day! Makes a fun gift for a special guy or girl who loves to cook with the most flavorful tasting sauces made from the finest ingredients.

Spicier than any BITCH you know!!!

$10.00